It’s comforting to know that 167 of the views my blog has received derive solely from people searching for the single word “sex.” This 167 excludes the several hundred more (this is where I wander into guestimation rather than actual number-crunching) that use the word “sex” in conjunction with other search items such as the words “hard,” “fuck” and “strange.”
Really, it is a great feeling that when the horniest of America’s public goes searching for porn, they end up reading about my poor attempts at screenwriting. So maybe I should just tag the word “sex” in everyone of my blogs in an effort to boost my readership. It is nice to see my views count jump by numbers in excess of 30 in one particular day, but on the other hand, it takes away from the euphoria when you realize that those views last for about 0.6 seconds closes my page and returns to masturbating to a video of three girls illegal immigrants fucking there way across the border into the United States (it really does have a dramatic storyline and offers some criticism of how our nation deals with illegal immigration).
Is there the chance though that maybe one of the167 viewers actually took time out of there busy masturbation schedule to read what I’ve written? I know its far-fetched but is it unbelievable? Don’t answer that. Maybe its just fun seeing how horny our nation is. Maybe I enjoy seeing how Americans lose all sense of spelling when they’re aroused. Maybe that’s enough to justify tagging some more explicit words despite my relatively clean content.
Come to think of it, maybe I just like the attention.
Scratch that. I really don’t want attention from these people. I just like seeing that view number rise and occassionally receiving a comment from friends and strangers alike.
Forget it, now I just sound like an attention-grubbing whore.
