Things to Avoid in the Future

Idle hearts
Ex-girlfriends
Food poisoning
Repeated mistakes|
Fear
Idle minds
Endives
Girlfriend’s best friends
Trans fat
Men with guns
M. Night Shymalan films
Boredom
Avril Lavigne
Missed birthdays
Apathy
Skynet
Desk jobs
Lay-overs
Burnt tongues
Hate
Speeding cars
Self-pity
Anal beads
Loss
New Jersey
Indifference
Reruns of Deadliest Catch
Regret